that’s a nice ship you have there but do they punch each other in the face
Okay, so ya’ll are like: “He did it! He wore the dress!” :DDDDD
But here’s my question:
Where did Jaune get the dress? Did he have it already? If so why does he have a short skirted dress in his possession? And if not….where the fuck did he find that dress…in his size…at that hour?!
I CAN’T EVEN FIND A DRESS IN MY SIZE WITHOUT SEARCHING FOR AT LEAST 3 WEEKS!
I DEMAND ANSWERS!
JAUNE ARC WHERE DO YOU DO YOUR DRESS SHOPPING!?
Consider this: Firefly AU
"Remember, if anything happens to me, if you don’t hear from me within the hour, you take this tank and you come rescue me." ~Church
episode opens with church sitting in a desert, naked
So who does that make Saffron?
Also, the closest thing we have to Kaylee is Sarge.
Sarge is gonna have to bang Doc in the Serenity AU
At the very least we know Wash can be Wash
Excuse you, no because if Wash is Wash:
A Long Island Iced Bee
Made with Vodka, Gin, Tequila, Rum, and LIVE BEES.
The Long Island Iced Bee is becoming popular in college towns across America despite its noxious odor and the intense throat pain is causes. The bee sting venom is said to accentuate the alcohol for a smooth buzz, but doctors warn the drink can be fatal to those allergic to bees, and is extremely poor for any drinker’s health.
BEES ARE DYING AND WERE DRINKING THEM
NO BEES MEANS NO FOOD AND NO FOOD MEANS NO ANYTHING
WHY WOULD YOU DRINK BEES
you guys are so dumb look at the op’s url jfc you’ll believe anything on this stupid site
Also those are hornets.
Found this gem while googling Dragon Age gifs. Laughed for like 15 minutes, until I actually thought about it. Like, what if though?
Have a good school year everybody!
I’m obligated as a resident of Earth
well, can’t have people think I hate Harry Potter now can I?
I’m sorry, but my existence obligates me to reblog this. :/
Who wouldn’t reblog this?
Well that escalated quickly…. <3
so at work our store accidently ordered 700 khakis instead of the 70 we were supposed to get. the khakis in these pics i took ain’t even an eighth probably of all the fucking khakis we have stuffed in the back rooms. we have too many god damn khakis. no one should have to witness this layer of khaki hell. this shit ain’t right. this is all kinds of fucked up. there are too many fucking khakis. too many.